The Musings Of The Consensus

It's been awhile since I did an angry, spittle flecked post where I just bitch and moan, so I figured I might as well get all the resentment I've had out of my system, so if you don't want to hear me calling your waifus shit or shitting on anime in general as interpreted by modern day, stop here. Anyway, here goes. I don't watch anime too much these days. Honestly, it's becoming boring and reduced to three genres, 1. Tits and ass fests with silly premises. 2. Shows about kicking ass. 3. Combinations of the first two. Honestly, I just can't bring myself to give a flaming bag of dog shit over modern day anime. Even modern day hentai anime is boring as hell, merely recycling the following; 1. Animated adaptations of much better manga. 2. Shit I've seen better hentai do better about a decade ago. 3. Either being boring edgy shock fests or cliche sex fests. This especially sucks because on the non hentai side of things, we don't get thoughtful...

I've been playing Fallout 4 recently with the Conquest - Build New Settlements mod, and combination with mods like " Scrap Everything ", I've discovered some interesting trivia about the game world. The mod allows the player to literally build anywhere the player can plop down a workbench, even in interior areas, which means the player can pretty much rip down the world (especially with the Scrap Everything mod, though some objects are still not covered) to almost nothing save the bare ground. However, I have discovered some things to keep in mind and some issues that can occur if you these mods. * You can break the ability to ever have Codsworth join up with you if you use the Scrap Everything to scrap all the Radroaches and Bloatflies in Sanctuary, BEFORE you either tell him Shaun is missing and you checked Sanctuary, or before he accompanies you to look through Sanctuary and comes to that conclusion himself. The game scripting is dependent on the living and/...

I just recently bought a ton of FPS related stuff on Steam, mostly because I was feeling horribly nostalgic. I've been a long time Doom fanboy, mostly because it's got great music, simple yet fun gameplay, and it's "kill them dead" goal for the demons is just pretty damn fun. Of course, like most people, I cannot bear to play these games in their original glory via DOSbox, so I play them via source ports (Zandronum being my usual source port, though GZDoom is a nice alternative). But even in their original, low resolution, grainy as heck glory, I always found Doom just rang some sort of bell in my mind. I did play Quake a long time ago, so I recently acquired it again because it's been so long since I last played it I wanted to remember why I hadn't played it in so long. I remembered why soon enough. Quake has everything Doom has to have added via source ports, like true 3D modeling and pre rendered lightmaps and particles, but I'll be the ...

I just finished playing the visual novel Negligee , and LOL, it is hilarious. While it's main hook is a bunch of yuri (lesbian for the non moonspeakers) stuff, the real main hook of the game is the humor. The main character Hannah has an inner dialogue that will not fail to make you laugh every five minutes, the character Sophie is what happens when you make a bisexual fan of Encyclopedia Dramatica a fictional character, the character Jasmin is a hilarious foil for Sophie, and even the shy, demure Charlotte has her moments of making you laugh. Another main draw is that the best ending is actually pretty hard to get without paying careful attention to all the choices and fulfilling a lot of other conditions, which, as someone who appreciates decent game logic and clever writing as well as being a game developer who has tried to write well thought out dialogue trees myself, I deeply appreciate the effort that went into the game flags for certain story options. And yeah, I...

In a previous post, since some guy who is apparently ignorant of the fact reviewing media is kinda what I do and even reviewing pornographic media is part of that decided to rail at me for being a "Christian hypocrite" even though I've never hidden that from anyone, I've decided to prove my point by giving a detailed review of a hentai game I recently finished. Note: Spoilers below. I recently played the official English translation of Kyonyuu Fantasy, localized as (LOL) Funbag Fantasy, because the title would literally translate to "Huge Breasts Fantasy" and the localized English title rolls off the tongue better, not to mention is pretty funny. I played it and watched the hentai OVA based off it in 2012 for a friend of mine curious about it, but to my surprise, it actually wasn't all that bad, at least the game. In fact, it was actually pretty hilarious. But before I cover the game, let me cover the anime. The anime, like most Hentai OVAs ar...

Recently Kotaku published a whiny as hell article about a new anime called "Keijo!!!!!!!" , a sports anime based off a manga of the same name, all because of it's unusual premise, a sport based on women using their T&A to play a variation of that "Butt Bounce" minigame from the Dead Or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball series (another series those idiots wailed and moaned about). Since anything they whine about turns out to be not half as bad as they claim, I decided to check it out. The first episode begins with a keijo competition underway, and the rules are as follows: * Everyone competes on "The Land", a floating platform in a pool, and only feet are allowed to touch it during play. All other body parts are immediate dis-qualifiers. ** There are narrow pontoon bridges they must cross to compete on one of the floating "Land" platforms, falling off is also an immediate dis-qualifier. * The idea is for all competitors (women only) to...