Monday, December 28, 2015

Nate Spidgewood: For New Year's, Resolve to Quit Being a Faggot

It isn't even 2016 yet and Nate Spidgewood, batshit loony that he is, decided to send me more incoherent emails promising death and bodily harm, again, completely unprovoked.

His in bold, mine in regular font.

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I HOPE YOU BURN IN A HOLE FOR READING THAT FUCKING ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA ARTICLE ABOUT ME, YOU FANBOY FAGGOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! D:<


Nate, I might just sign up there just to add your lulzy comments.
Seriously, grow the hell up.

SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (PUNCHES YOU IN THE FACE FOR CALLING MY COMMENTS "LULZY" TELLING ME TO "GROW UP" WHEN I ALREADY AM)


Thanks for the added material, it'll look great in the quotes section of the article.



DON'T YOU DARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT FUCKING ARTICLE IS WHAT GOT MY FURAFFINITY, CLG WIKI AND DEVIANTART SUSPENDED IN THE FIRST PLACE BECAUSE THOSE FUCKING TROLLS AND HATERS WHO SUPPORT ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA FOUND OUT, ESPECIALLY THOSE ON DEVIANTART WHO KEPT CALLING ME NAMES, FLAMING ME FOR MY ARGUMENTS AND MISCONSTRUING MY AGE AND IDENTITY AS A "LITTLE KID", ACCUSING ME OF HURTING SOMEONE WHO CALLED ME A "TROLL" AND MAKING HER CRY, AND EVEN GO AS FAR AS TO HACK MY DEVIANTART ACCOUNT AND SABOTAGE MY PROFILE INFORMATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SERIOUSLY, IT'S GETTING WAY OUT OF FUCKING HAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! D:<




You know what, this will make a great sequel to the last time you did this crap, so I'll put it on my blog instead. Still might put it on ED as well.
If you're going to act this batshit, it's no wonder you got kicked off those sites, you have anger issues and you need help.
And dude, I don't care about your drama, so leave me out of it.


DON'T YOU DARE FRIGGIN' PUT IT ON E.D., YOU FUCKING TATTLETALE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (PUNCHES YOU AGAIN)

IT'S E.D.'S OWN FAULT FOR MAKING ME LOSE SOME OF MY INTERNET FRIENDS AND GET HATE EMAILS AND MESSAGES AND GETTING SOME OF MY ACCOUNT SUSPENDED, YOU FUCKING TRAITOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (PUNCHES YOU AGAIN)

AND STOP CALLING ME "BATSHIT" AND "DRAMATIC"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (PUNCHES YOU AGAIN)
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Nate, you are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity. Farewell.

15 comments:

  1. Do you think Nate broke his exclamation point key after writing all of that?

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    1. Dunno. All I do know is that something must have broke in his brain if he thinks this is rational behavior.

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  2. I dare you to post a thread on /cow/.

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    1. I'm sure they'll hear of this idiot via their own resources soon enough.

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    2. STOP CALLING ME AN "IDIOT", YOU FUCKING ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA *FANBOY*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! D:<

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    3. Welcome to my blog, Nate. If you were smart, you'd calm the hell down and realize spazzing out on the Internet over what other people look at is really childish.

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    4. STOP CALLING IT *CHILDISH*, YOU FUCKING TATTLETALE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M JUST *PISSED OFF* THAT YOU DECIDED TO READ THAT E.D. ARTICLE ABOUT ME AND *TROLL* ME FOR IT, YOU ASSWIPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! D:<

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    5. Get over it.

      The internet is not going to pat you on the back and be nice pal, and you're the one who emailed me all sorts of barely lucid rage posting.

      Seriously, I'll call you whatever I please, and given how maturely you act, "Crybaby" has a nice ring to it.

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    6. (PUNCHES YOU IN THE FACE FOR THREATENING TO CALL ME A "CRYBABY")

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    7. You can't punch people through the Internet.

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  3. Oh my god, he actually came here.

    Jesus christ, Spidgewood, what the fuck is your problem? Your actions have done nothing but piss people off. It's not worth all this rage just because you've failed to meet the criteria of a website on the internet. Just stop caring about it and do something else with your time instead of crying about it over and over again.

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    1. Thanks for the needed bit of good advice. Here's hoping Nate follows up on it.

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    2. *YOU* STOP, YOU FUCKING ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA *READER*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *THEY* SAW THAT FUCKING ARTICLE ABOUT ME FOR *NO FUCKING REASON*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! D:<

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    3. Calm the fuck down and speak readable English, thank you very much.

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    4. (PUNCHES YOU AGAIN FOR MOCKING THE WAY I SHOUT IN MY ANGRY COMMENTS)

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